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Some cracked out lady was trying to dick me over, she took the stand and claimed I was "jumping railroad tracks, making (swear to god she used this is court) wooshy-air noises, screaching the tires, and doing tricks" I almost started laughing when the judge asked her what the hell a wooshy air noise was. To make the story short, my lawyer got up, said "Could you please identify who was driving the car that day" She said "Well I didn't get a good look" As soon as those words left her mouth my lawyer pounced, "Motion for dismissal, failure to identify defendant as the violator" and that was the end of that.
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